Christmas SUCKS!

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Kids SUCK!

Yeah, that's right, and if you think your kids are great and don't suck, you're fucking clueless and your kids are the biggest turd lickers on the fucking planet. We were all little hellraisers growing up, but nowadays it's infucking sane. Everytime they don't get what they want they grab a gun and head to school or the local mall and start blasting away or hide in their bedrooms and cut themselves because they are hurting "emotionally". Get the fuck over yourself you self-absorbed piece of shit. Maybe if your parents took away your computer and ipod and Xbox and made you do some fucking chores and get a job, you'ld be too fucking tired to think about how sad you are and you wouldn't have time to polish the boogers off of your latest nose stud.

When I was growing up, a school shooting was the day they took your picture for the year book. And if someone brought a knife to school, he was a bad mudda fucka. And if you didn't like somebody, you met them across the street after school and wailed on each other and when it was done, you went back to being friends. Now every other under achieving pizza faced puke is packing heat, hooked on meth, or has there own porn site. Nice. And if school wasn't bad enough, these fucking losers who try to "home" school their kids might as well just drop them off at Bob Evans so they can begin their illustrous career. Yeah, I'm sure your fucking house gives out a ton of scholarships to colleges. You fucking ignorant fetus plant.

It's truly amazing when I see all the fucking crap parents buy their mistakes just so they don't have to spend time with the bastards. They sit on their computers on my space, downloading music, sending their ugly butt face into my tube so they can think they're "someone". Heaven forbid if someone unplugged the shit and made them crack open an actual book and watch them while they did their homework so they could learn to fucking speak and write with the rest of the fucking world. You can already tell today how these fucking piss ants have no clue on how to act and interact with society. Pay attention your next time at a drive through.

Now you see where all their time online is catching up with these rodent teens, because potential employees check online to see pics of them snorting coke and getting banged by 12 guys. Nice. I can see in the future when employers have people fill out an application and request a copy of their sex tape they made while in junior high. If they didn't make one, there's the door.

This world has been going down the shit chute since the sixties and there isn't a plunger big enough to clean the bowl. Thank god I didn't add to this shit by thinking I needed to reproduce to justify my existence. I bet if you could interview sperm and ask them if they wanted to hit the egg to join the shit fest known as the world, they would opt out. Ya see, I don't think that one sperm is stronger than all the others that gets through, it was the dumb one, and the others chose to go down the toilet. Poor fucker.

Yeah, you know it's true, kids suck!

Doctors SUCK!

Why are doctors such fucking assholes when it comes to getting what you want or what you need to treat your own ailments? FUCK! I've had back surgery 11 years ago that was unable to correct my pain permanently becuase another fucking doctor didn't even bother to take a fucking x-ray let alone an MRI to find that my disk in my lower back had exploded into my spinal column leaving me with permanent nerve damage. Three years ago I had two disks replaced in my neck. I'm sure by the time I'm dead, I'll have more metal in me than Dennis Rodmans face. I'm not feeling sorry for myself, I just want my fucking meds when I need them!

After a year and a half of rehabilitation following my back surgery, I was still in a lot of pain and was determined unfit to return to my career of 14 years. Fucking great. 11 years ago I was making over $70,000 a year. For the first time in my life I thought things were starting to look up. Then come to find out I have degenerative bone disease. Ya know, some people inherit money, looks, talent. Not me, I get weak bones. Thanks mom. They did another MRI and my surgeon said he would never go into my back again because it was just too dangerous, and could leave me paralyzed. Fucking great again. He told me I would just have to live with the pain, and I'll have good days and bad days. Fair enough, I can live with that. Then how come my fucking doctors can't!!?!?

So, I move to Indiana and it's such fun finding a new quack to be sympathetic to my pain and prescribe me some pain medication. I don't take them everyday because I don't need to. But some days I need three or even four, especially if I have been...oh, I don't know....maybe raking 14 tons of fucking leaves in my yard or shoveling bull fucking shit snow!?! I would like to smack them in the spine with a sledge hammer then tell them to go do yard work for 5 hours and too fucking bad if it hurts, because I'm not prescribing any pain medication. Fucking bastards.

I've had two doctors in Indiana tell me they don't want to just throw medication at me, because that's not treating the problem, only the effects of the problem. HELLO McFLY?!? What fucking part of PERMANENT NERVE DAMAGE don't they understand? Oh and of course, none of them have back problems.

These fucks always want me to go get steroid injections, which I do, because I fucking have to so I get my pain meds. So I jump through the fucking medical hoops, get my steroid injections, which by the way is fucking painful as hell, and doesn't do jack shit on a poop stain dick! They just make me do all this so they can add another room to their summer home in Florida or buy their dumb slutty mistress a Geo metro.

And then they wonder why people hate fucking doctors.

DOCTORS SUCK!